Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I need to stop coming to work sober
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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