Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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