Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
you never un-have a 4some
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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