omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
