Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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