Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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