Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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