i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm passing your future prison.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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