he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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