Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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