He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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