Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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