Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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