Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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