ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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