Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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