For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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