scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
