I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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