maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
