Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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