how can u be prego again
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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