Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
