I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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