Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I didn't notice because vodka
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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