Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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