I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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