with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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