Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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