There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
