i don't like sucking hair
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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