If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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