Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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