Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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