i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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