Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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