Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we're making bets on your personal life
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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