HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
