I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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