What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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