quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This is my gift to your gina
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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