Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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