I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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