I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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