he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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