So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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