Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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