i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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