i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You left your phone here
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