Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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