We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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