But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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